Pineapple Express

(8 customer reviews)

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Pineapple Express

Pineapple Express is a sativa-dominant hybrid marijuana strain made by crossing Trainwreck with Hawaiian. While this strain rose to fame on the silver screen in 2008 amidst the release of Pineapple Express, it is a real strain that you can find on the shelves of dispensaries across the country. Since then, this strain has become a favorite in the hearts and minds of cannabis lovers. Pineapple Express produces long-lasting energetic effects that you can feel right away. Pineapple Express is 20% THC and may make you feel buzzy, alert, and creative. The best time to smoke Pineapple Express is in the morning, afternoon, or early evening hours. In terms of flavor, this strain packs a punch to your pallet with bright citrus notes infused with pineapple and earthy pine, thanks to the terpenes of caryophyllene limonene and Ocimene. Medical marijuana patients choose Pineapple Express to relieve symptoms associated with depression, pain, and fatigue.

STRAIN HIGHLIGHTS

Feelings:
Happy
.Giggly
.Energetic

Negatives:
Dry mouth
.Anxious
.Dry eyes

Helps with:
Stress
.Depression
.Anxiety

Additional information

Quantity

Oz, Qp, Hp, P

8 reviews for Pineapple Express

  1. Lily

    After 30 years of not smoking weed, I stopped by a dispensary in Colorado to pick out weed for my first high in ages. The helpful budtender pointed me to Pineapple Express, which he said would be a great return to weed. Boy, was he right! Being a hybrid, it was a perfect sativa/indica blend of mellow and alertness. It had an awesome taste and smoked from my new pipe soooo smoothly! After taking it slow with a few deep tokes, I instantly got that familiar sweet high I last experienced 30 years ago! A pleasant laid back chill with absolutely no paranoia. A fantastic choice I won’t forget, and I am so glad this strain was my reintroduction to getting high again!
    Can’t wait for my next high with this awesome strain!

  2. Tasha

    Great strain to use at any time. Remedy’s symptoms from a handful of mental conditions, just like its made to do. Anybody living with mental stress should try this strain, in order to be able to calm down the body and nervous system but also stimulate the mind enough that focusing isn’t as hard as after using a heavy indica for relaxation. I feel confident yet relaxed enough to be calm after using this strain.
    Perfect combination of strains to create a mild cerebral high along with a heightened sense of creativity in the light of total relaxation in mind and body.

  3. Layla

    Pineapple Express: took awhile to get this strain so the anticipation was intense, nonetheless, nice strain. Didn’t blow me away, however I did feel both awake but EXTREMELY relaxed. Functional, but slow.
    Feels almost indica til you get up and stretch; and what’s wrong with a nice stretch? Little munchies, nice mood booster, giggly, & pretty level headed. Only big downside I saw was my eyes drooped (I literally laughed at that word for 20 seconds) & made me appear more high than I actually was. But, hey, I’m that kind of stoner that likes to go around pretending I’m not half baked 😛

  4. Jayden Barber

    my favorite sativa but bc of the taste.
    Cinderella 99, Willy Wonder, Willy Wonka, Cinderella Dream, Casey Jones are all equally potent in my opinion, but PExpress has them beat on taste. I’ve tried strains from CO and Seattle. where the CO buds were small and tight and bright green (popcorn buds), the Seattle strain is big fat red haired dark and light green monster nug. it is what a sativa should be. it’s an intense quick hitting heady high (no couch potato) that is uplifting and euphoric. taste ranges from fruity, pineapple of course, earthy, with hints of pine or wood. helps motivate. gives you a serious appetite. introspective and creative. my.fav.sativa. you will not be disappointed.

  5. Rollins

    “Hands down, the dopest dope I’ve ever smoked.” This strain will have you feeling energetic, happy, and ready to get active.
    The batch that I tried reminded me of the smell of Mini Wheats, and I really enjoyed it. If you get a chance to try this rare breed, I’d highly recommend it. Cheers!

  6. Penny k

    The name rings true: the Hawaiian dominates the taste and aroma of the sticky buds like pineapple juice, and just one hit will turn you into Stan Laurel for about a minute with an intense, front of the cerebral cortex punch of sunshine. This one can give me a headache after continual consumption by itself sometimes, but so does Green T – Trainwreck must be why. A pinch goes a long way. I’ve bought this twice now – a 1/4 at 27% and another I still have nugs of at 29%. But this is one of the stickiest Sativas I’ve ever had, and breaking it up can be a nightmare. The flower does not want to leave the fingers … and it sucks up stray hairs and fibers like a vacuum cleaner. The movie made it seem like “Pineapple Express” would be better somehow, but I guess it works.

  7. Raxey

    Pineapple Express smells and tastes like the opposite of pooping your pants or incontinence. It smells and tastes like a pineapple instead.
    Citrusy, tropical, and sweet, this strain relaxes and reinvigorates the mind. That’s what it feels like. Also, Pineapple Express–in my opinion–happens to make one a genius. We’ve been smoking it today, which is why this post is so good.

  8. Yaro

    Pineapple Express was the first cannabis plant I ever grew – from a clone, shortly after it was made legal here. Been looking for it ever since and FINALLY found seeds – but too late to plant this year. I have chronic depression, and the only one l’ve found yet that works nearly as well as PE is Papaya Bomb. It felt like a miracle to me, who’s been on & off various anti-depression meds for years. Now off, as long as I have limonene in my smoke!

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