Grape Ape
$135.00 – $1,150.00
Description
Grape Ape
Grape Ape, propagated by Apothecary Genetics and Barney’s Farm, is a mostly indica strain that crosses Mendocino Purps, Skunk, and Afghani. Named for its distinct grape-like smell, this indica is known for providing carefree relaxation that can help soothe pain, stress, and anxiety. Its dense, compact buds are wreathed in deep purple leaves which darken as this indica reaches full maturation following its 7 to 8 week flowering time.
STRAIN HIGHLIGHTS
Feelings:
Sleepy
.Relaxed
.Hungry
Negatives:
Dry mouth
.Dry eyes
.Dizzy
Helps with:
Pain
.Stress
.Anxiety
Additional information
Quantity | Oz, Qp, Hp, P |
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Iris –
What a brilliant strain. With my experience, the fun starts around 30 seconds into my initial intake. Then I would sink. But loved getting up and walking around, no dizziness, everything was just kind of fun.
Finally I go back to the couch and have, what I considered at the time, “deep thoughts”. “I should go get my journal and write all of this down” I thought. Then the logic side of my brain just says “dude, you’re just high, nothing you are thinking right now would be anywhere near comprehensible in the morning.” But I did anyway. I am reading it right now, and I have to say, high-logic-me is 100% right.
These words have no meaning.
Lainey Wilson –
Smells like a grape jolly rancher – feels like you’re an 800 pound gorilla. I never imagined knowing what that felt like but for some reason I just felt really big. My hand didn’t look bigger but it certainly felt huge.
I’m a seasoned smoker (vaporizer) and have never felt anything quite like it.
Obviously gives you some couch lock which is great for streaming Netflix and going to sleep.
Jerry Coleman –
my absolute favorite indica. super relaxing body and mental high. I would say it feels like being comfortably sedated but still very clear. this is my go to strain for Hypervigilance symptoms as well as decreased appetite. it’s also a great mood lifter that puts you in a nice bouncy kinda walking on sunshine feeling. I’d recommend this the most for ptsd symptoms or similar conditions. warning though this will give you the worst couchlock if you’re a novice or are in need of a weed nap.the smoke hits very smooth and experienced smokers probably won’t even flinch. the plant’s smell is an incredibly strong skunk/berry that will quickly dank up everything unless it’s stored properly. when burned/vaped however the smoke gives off a very pleasant sweet berry smell that’s almost like grape saltwater taffy which is how it tastes on inhale. overall a top shelf A++ strain you can’t pass up if you’re an indica connoisseur.
Andrew George –
Grape Ape, What a primate it is. The Ga l grinded and smoked was top shelf. It was grown, flushed, dried and trimmed properly by a local dispensary here in Michigan. The smell was so beautifully filled with berry and grape tones. The smoke out of my bubbler was so incredibly smooth and tasty that I didn’t want to stop. Ga is a creeper for me as the effects take about 5-10 minutes.
Then, incredible head relaxation comes in and then 5 minutes later it makes it’s way to my body. It is Excellent nighttime medication as I only use Indicas to sleep and repair my body. Ga is great for people who need to relax after a stressful day or for people that suffer from Insomnia like myself. In my opinion it is a 75% Indica so for those with anxiety issues while smoking cannabis this strain will NOT make you paranoid what so ever. Use with caution as taking to much can put you down quickly.
I’m saying this as I am a heavy nighttime Indica user. Ga will not disappoint anyone so long as the medicine is of high quality.
Tommy Myers –
I happened upon grape ape during a month long panic attack that was relentless. The only anxiety relief and the only time I could eat more than half a cracker was when I smoked the grape ape. After three hits I could feel a wave wash over me. When you are in a dark anxiety/ depression induced place and get any form of instant relief, it’s a god send. Better than Xanax. Perfect anxiety drug.
Gilly –
The description is pretty accurate. It’s euphoric, sedating, pain and anxiety rele3iving you would never know it’s a 20 percent medicine. It smells like heaven, grapey, skunky, fuely, just plain dank. The nugs are beautiful purple mixed with some hues of green and orange and nice sized and dense. This strain really should be an over the counter medicine for sleep it’s so good. I wish my atc didn’t discontinue it in flower form they really had the best bud in the state with this one.
Its hard to find here in the Northeast US it seems.
Freddie –
I suffer from Borderline Personality Disorder and I have extreme anxiety from it from time to time.this just SITS ME DOWN. Mentally and physically. I feel great. It works wonders for my overthinking/worry, negativity and mood swings, etc. I love grape ape
Sam –
Densest buds I’ve ever had, the bag looks very small almost half the size of some other strains.
All purple look and taste, refreshing vape. Avb cookies were very sleepy. If you want to try purple weed this is a great one to try. Is it just me or do purple strains make a person gain water weight through retention; purple reminds me of lyrica a bit and usually I try to do without it. I prefer lemon strains. Lol I still dream about how good I sleept on this strain and it’s very satisfying; it was easy to switch to another strain when I got sick of it. Thanks bloom!!